Farmville Hack Doesn’t Work

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Not so long ago I was looking for a Farmville Hack, an easy way to quickly get a lot of money and experience and catch up to my friends.   You see, I started Farmville later than my friends, and on top of that, I can’t play it for hours like many of them like to do.  They had these huge farms with hundreds of animals and sweet houses and stuff; I had a chicken coop and some peanut plants. I was getting laughed at!

So I tried every Farmville Hack I could find.  I tried the one using Hack Engine to instantly get 9,999,999 coins and massive experience… but all the money and experience disappears after a few minutes.  I tried the chicken hack, fail. All the hacks were a bust.  Know why?  Because Zenga, the maker of the game, goes to the same websites and figures out how people are hacking and they block the hacks.

I guess I sort of figured that some of my friends had cheated to get their awesome farms, but it turns out they just didn’t have a life!  They spent their afternoons camped out in front of Farmville, hours a day for months.  I would never be able to catch up at the rate I was going.

If All Else Fails…Read The Instructions

Just when I thought maybe I would just give up the game, I decided to look for help.  I wanted a strategy guide, a walkthrough,  a tip sheet, FAQ, whatever you might like to call it.  I searched and found a few tips, some crappy videos, a few blogs full of bad info…then I stumbled across Farmville Champ, a full blown strategy system for Farmville.

For me, it finally made Farmville fun!  No more endless hours of waiting for my crops to perk.  No more wondering if I should plant trees or fruits or peanuts or wheat or what!  This guy the wrote the book did his math, calculated the best possible farm layouts and crop rotations. Suddenly, I knew when it was better to continue on a current crop to achieve mastery before moving on to another crop.  I knew exactly what steps I should do to earn bonus money to keep building faster with no down time.  I was an instant Farmville pro!

Now, my farm is bigger than yours

Flash forward a few months and look at my farm now.  I’m level 84.  I have a ton of collections complete, mastery in so many crops I can’t name them all, so many animals on my huge plantation that my browser gets bogged down trying to draw them all.  Mansion?  Check.  2 million Farmville coins on hand? Check.  And the best part..?   I did all that without spending countless hours playing each afternoon!

More about that guide

If you just want to casually play Farmville and aren’t worried so much about growing your farm and leveling up quickly, then you don’t need this system.  Farmville is pretty easy to play, and if you keep plodding away you will eventually get a bigger and better farm.  This guide is for people who want to level up very fast and make a lot of money with the least amount of time and effort required.  AND IT IS MORE THAN A BOOK. It has software with charts to show you exact crop returns on investments. There are blueprints of optimal farm layouts. There are over 30 videos of how to do every farmville task with the least amount of time and effort required. There is more info here on Farmville than you would believe could exist!

For me, that was exactly what I wanted.  If you are like me (a fanatic!) and want to quit hitting your head against the wall and start mastering the game, here’s the link: Farmville Champ… just get it and make your life easier.

Proof Farmville Hack Doesn’t Work

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It’s time to back up my claim that the famous “Cheat Engine” hack for Farmville REALLY REALLY doesn’t work. I know you’ve seen the videos, and you’re trying to find one more video that explains it better so you can finally figure out how to do it and suddenly be rich and level 100 on Farmville, so here is a video to end that:


I’m sorry, I know this means that there isn’t an instant way to be level 100 by tonight. But there are a ton of sweet tricks that you can do that will make Farmville much easier and more fun.

Of course, there are a few here on this website, but if you are looking for the motherload of Farmville secrets, tips, tricks, optimal farm blueprints, crop charts, mastery info, etc….. you should definitely check out Farmville Champ. He has everything you can imagine on Farmville, and helped me get from level 0 to level 84 in 2 months. Maybe not instant, like the hack that doesn’t work, but pretty good.

The Best Farmville Guide

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People that have been to my Farmville farm, seen how quickly it has grown and how fast I level, always ask me the secret. And I tell them I just do what I read in the book. Well, what’s the best book then??

The truth is, I don’t know what the best Farmville book is, I just know one that is really really great. I haven’t read any others, because Farmville Champ quickly turned me into a… well.. Farmville Champ. So why keep looking? Maybe you can find something else good as well, but let me tell you, FV Champ is the real deal.

More than a guide book
Firstly, there is a guide. It is full of all of the compiled knowledge of one of the best (and most famous) Farmville players ever, TDub. Secrets on how to build your farm quickly, how to basically buy experience for dirt cheap, etc. But Farmville Champ doesn’t stop there. The software that comes with it shows which crops and animals produce cash and experience most quickly. The farm blueprints show optimal farm layouts to maximize return on your time and investment. AND…AND..

VIDEOS! 30 videos that basically let you look over his shoulder as he explains how he does absolutely everything. If you are like me and get tired of reading about everything, you can just watch and learn everything. Farmville Champ is literally a foolproof system.

Big disclaimer
I have to tell you, however, Farmville champ is not for the casual player. If you just want to hang out and have a decent farm that your friends can come check out, you don’t really need this. This system is for the player who, like me, wants to master everything he tries. You want the rockstar farm with the mansion and everything completed, and hundreds of collections complete and level 100? Does it sound good that your Farmville-crazed friends are going to look at your farm and be green with envy looking at your incredible plantation?? Then you want Farmville Champ. If you just want to mingle, then it’s really not for you.

That’s the only disclaimer. Yes, it is THAT good, but it is for serious players! So anyway, if you are still with me, here is the link: Farmville Champ complete farmville system. I am absolutely 100% sure you won’t be disappointed.

The Oldest Farmville Hack

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This is one of the oldest Farmville hacks, and most long-time players are well aware of it. If not, you have probably at least been on a friend’s farm and seen their avatar enclosed in hay bales, and wondered what was going on.

When you click to perform an action in Farmville, your avatar will walk to location to perform the action requested. When planting an entire field, there is a lot of little delays as your avatar walks between each plot.

However, if the game determines that your player is obstructed, and unable to reach the plot, then the action will happen immediately anyway.

To set it up, start Farmville up and DO NOT MOVE YOUR AVATAR. While he/she is still standing right where they are when you log-in, buy cheap hay blaes from the market and completely surround them so that they cannot move in any direction.

Now, click to plow, plant, or harvest. The action will happen instantly with no walking involved!

For more cool tips like this that make farmville faster and more fun to play, check out Farmville Champ , the ultimate guide to everything about Farmville.

Buy farmville XP for 10 coins per point

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Sometimes, if you are not listening to the advice of someone smart like the great tDub, you will end up with a lot of Farmville Coins in your account, but you won’t be leveling up at all. You need a way to turn some of that money into experience to level more quickly.

Well, here is a good way to basically buy some experience.

Steps:

1. Clear a field and plow it all. You will get 1 xp for each plow and it will cost you 15 coins.
2. Plant soybeans over the field, this will get you 2 more xp and cost you 15 coins each. Now you have effectively bought 3 experience points for 30 coins, so 10 coins per point.
3. Use the recycle tool and delete the whole field.
4. Go to step 1 until your money is sort of low. DO NOT RUN OUT OF MONEY! You need enough to plant a crop to actually harvest so you can start making money again.

Of course, there are other ways to spend money to get good XP later, like investing in chicken coops and chickens and stuff. If you want more info on that, check out tDub’s info that he has in the Farmville Champ guide. He has a ton of info on how to get XP really fast.

Choosing your farmville crops

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There are a lot of considerations when deciding which crops to plant. The strategy taught by tDub in the Farmville Champ guide is a mix of maximizing profits and maximizing experience gain. It can be a bit difficult to decide which is most important, because without coins to invest in more expensive crops, you will have a hard time keeping enough cash. But you need experience too, as that unlocks higher level crops that earn you more money and experience.

The best strategy is going to be one of harvesting as often as you can. Fruits like grapes can be harvested every 4 hours. They only give you 1 experience point, but you also get 1 for plowing the land, so in essence you get 2 per harvest and plant cycle. In 24 hours, you could theoretically harvest grapes 6 times, yielding 12 experience points per 24 hours. Compare that to some of the more expensive crops which yield 2 or 3 experience points but take 24 hours before they can be harvested. 3 experience plus 1 for plowing, yields 4 total. So just planting once per day will cause you to level 67% slower and make less coins.

So you need to do your research, and choose a crop that will be ready the next time you have a few minutes to play. Before bed, choose an 8 hour crop. Maybe do another 8 hour crop before school or work. When you get home, you may have time for 2 four-hour cycles before planting the 8 hour one for overnight. The more times you can plant in a day the better

About Mastery

There is a small incentive to stick with a single crop as much as possible. After level 10 you start crop mastery. Every time you harvest you get a mastery point, and eventually you achieve mastery levels 1, 2 and 3 for a particular crop. After achieving mastery of any level, you will start to sometimes get “perfect crops” which give you bonus experience points. Even at level 1 mastery, you get a perfect crop about 15% of the time, which can lead to significant extra experience.

More Info

For more information including a chart that gives the exact bonus experience for crop mastery and the best crops to plant sorted by experience and coins and time of maturity, etc… you need to check out Farmville Champ. The guy seriously did his homework on this stuff. You will seriously learn stuff you didn’t even know you needed to know.